Colts release Marvin Harrison


I named my frog after the guy.  My FROG.  In the pantheon of great Indianapolis athletes, he slides in only behind Reggie Miller and Peyton Manning*(yes, in that order).

This is a grim, cold day in the circle city.  I plan to listen to a lot of Dethklok and eat a lot of Girl Scout cookies for comfort.

* Rare double footnote.  First of all, I want to note that I have also named one of my cats Peyton.  I’ve yet to name an animal Reggie, probably because my girlfriend is an English lit soon-to-be-PhD and prefers names like “Waldenfritz” and “My Lady Truffleton of Naughtenbottom” and “Zeus Shakespeare.”

Second, I’m sure you’re curious about the remainder of the pantheon.  That’s another post for another day.  But I can tell you that at least 1/5 of the people that made the list only existed in my copy of “Madden” in the years after they added “Create-A-Player.”


One Response to Colts release Marvin Harrison

  1. Braden says:

    First blog I read after wakeup from sleep today!


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