So apparently I’m not literally the last person on Earth to not own a cell phone. What I find interesting in this article is this bit: “The bulk of the un-mobile fall into three groups, says senior analyst Chris Collins of Yankee Group: children, the elderly and the credit-challenged. (There’s actually a fourth group, prison inmates, but companies haven’t yet found a way to target that elusive niche.)”
So which one of these delightful demographics do I want to belong to? I’m too old to be a kid and too young to be an oldster. My credit is spankin’ clean and I’d prefer to keep it that way. I guess I could murder someone and be a prison inmate – yep, that’s it, that’s the plan. Now I’ll have a good excuse for being so woefully behind the times (and so wonderfully inaccessible when not in my home).
Anybody want to volunteer to get murdered a little bit? I could just partially murder you. Give you a wee little stabbing. C’mon.