If they find me floating in the river wrapped in plastic like Laura, don’t go looking for a killer. Somehow, I will have done it to myself.
For one, I am sick today. I hate being sick; I have no tolerance for it. I am not a manly man. I’ll be the first person that ever calls Dr. Kevorkian over a chest cold. When I’m sick, I’m sure I am perfectly unbearable for all those who cross my path. Well, fuck ’em, I says… I’m SICK!
cough cough hack.
The other bad bit of news is this. You can go read it if you want, but there’s not much more information there than this: Michael Bay and co. are remaking “Rosemary’s Baby” now.
That news is so awful, I don’t think it even requires comment.