The beat that is made of spam

Today we have a little project I’ve been putting together for the last week or two.  It’s a piece of beat poetry made entirely of spam mail subject lines.  Each line is unedited.  Here we go:


555%

did you see this on Friday
teen whores swap cum from their ravished slits
Great news for men in despair
Incredible hardcore in the sheep farm
All sweet flowers succumb to big rod
From Mr Goodluck Khumalo
WITH DUE RESPECT

darling, just think a bit about me.
This greeting’s for you
Can you tell me what’s wrong, and how we can fix it?
You need these pills.
Quality pills.
Limited time
really find what you’re looking for
MumGivesItToHerDrunkSonInTheBathroom
Showering Machines world bell

Your Interest
SOLD OUT – LIMITED OFFER
New work for you
Your baby-maker needs to be bigger in order to perform its functions well

X-Mas is around the corner
Order new woman
Brunette bitch with black guys
Dutiful teen girl sucks cock and licks male ass clean
Tight curvy teenie double-penetrated outdoors
Curious girl studying the farm creatures
Dirty moo-moo hardcore tales straight from the barn

Open minded people
Emerson’s thumping penis
555%.

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4 Responses to The beat that is made of spam

  1. gb says:

    You should get in a flame war with fickle foe after what she wrote.

  2. I like what she wrote. It’s charming, if comedically dishonest.

  3. Eee says:

    I agree with GB. Bring on the flame war!

  4. amusing says:

    The main thing i’m enjoying while reading your blog is the way you write, you are a really charismatic person and your posts are wonderful, keep it up!

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