What are the odds this is Michael himself with some white(r) guy fronting for him? I mean, jeez, I think 100 out of 100 people would ID any one of his songs as the new Michael Jackson tune in a blind test.
And in other news, we’re slowly creeping up on Halloween. I plan to shop for pumpkins, apples, and other seasonal goodies this weekend. Because nothing makes a damn good piece of pie like a pumpkin or an apple. In the spirit of the season, I’ll also drop this little hint for all of my fellow pie-lovers out there: butternut or crookneck squash makes a better pie than pumpkin does. It rounds off the edge of bitterness and has a creamier texture too. My grandma always made the best damn pumpkin pie on planet earth, and it turns out it’s because there was usually no pumpkin in it.