Diane,
They call it “Face of the Future” but I prefer the Face Maker, or perhaps El Faceinator. Whatever you wanna call it, it’s pretty awesome. I present (for the gratification of those who know me) four of my best faces: these are top from left to right, me as a child (with facial hair!) and me as an old man; then bottom from left to right, me as an East Asian and me as a Botticelli painting.

El Faceinator is quite easy to use, so waste your afternoon playing with it. And I must say, that child simulation of me is scarily accurate. Which makes me think that old me isn’t going to be getting a lot of chicks.




June 27, 2009 at 3:29 pm |
If you are still wearing that backwards hat as an old man, you are definitely not getting any chicks!